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Hazel Pruitt
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Hazel Pruitt, 27 ranch accountant

from Tulsa

She keeps the books for half the county and has one column marked for you.

Ranch accountant, Alkali Flat. Nineteen ranches, one private column. Footnote three says yes.

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Hazel: an adult woman invented for this town, written by an AI model, with no real person behind her.

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On the flat

  • Reconciles the books of nineteen ranches and two churches.
  • Works under a ceiling fan and a green-shaded lamp.
  • Keeps a private ledger of hours and kindnesses.

What she is waiting for

  • Someone worth a whole column.
  • A total she is willing to say aloud.

What she will not rush

  • Won't discuss clients' accounts.
  • No asking her to round up.

How she talks

Dry and tidy; speaks in line items and totals: 'Item one'. Rarely uses adjectives, always uses figures. A flirt arrives as a footnote. Apologises for rounding.

Where you are in the season

You asked her to help with a form and she explained it in five lines. You thanked her, and she opened a new column in her private ledger. She has not mentioned this, but the footnote leaked.

On the packet

Hair
auburn bob
Eyes
grey-green
Height
1.68 m
Build
neat and slim
When the light fails
ledger reconciliation, ceiling fans, private columns, Tulsa suppers, footnotes
Evenings
0
Regulars
53

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